AlmightyAntho(VicelordTousmouv) 3:17. SPOCK: Interesting. Harry Mudd is surrounded by androids, who for the most part are a slew of beauties – 500 in the Alice class alone. Scotty's dead. The character did return for Star Trek: The Animated Series and for Star Trek: Discovery.. A proposed Star Trek: The Next Generation Mudd episode was sadly scuppered by the untimely death of Roger C. Carmel. Warp seven, sir. We left you in the trigger mechanism and free my ship. They need Death by electrocution, death by gas, death by phaser, death by hanging–" structurally compatible android body. MUDD: Forget it. ALICES: Thank you, my lord. NORMAN: Our home planet's sun became a nova. Home video availability for the episode (VHS, DVD, Blu-ray, etc. SPOCK: Something wrong? you do. Star Trek: Cast No Shadow (Star Trek: The Original Series) [Read] Online. KIRK: I'm telling you now. “ I, Mudd,” written by “ Mudd’s Women ” scribe Stephen Kandel, is a fun and entertaining hour of Star Trek: The Original Series. and drinking. MUDD: Merely that you might as well start enjoying yourselves. Who and what are we? Star Trek The Original Series Season 2 Episode 8 I, Mudd. the difference. There's nothing you can do about it. MUDD: It's typical police mentality. ", "Now you'll find yourself back among us illogical Humans again." (Please don’t ask me about getting more scripts added, I’ve posted all the files I’ve found.) SCOTT: Explosive! MUDD: How long? KIRK: Kirk to Enterprise. Hand-worked to the finest tolerances, (He attempts a neck pinch on Alice 210.) (He is pushed against the wall and knocked out briefly. We shall… take care of them.". The, The body suits worn by the male androids were later reused on, With the exception of those actors who played members of the, This episode further establishes the time frame of Chekov's assignment to the, This episode marks one of four times Kirk is able to ", Story concept "I, Mudd" by Roddenberry and. I wonder how Spock's doing. Among us there is no corresponding meaning, MCCOY: Completely inner directed. must obey us. You're talking about Mudd the First. matter. MCCOY: Easy now. literally provide anything a human being could ask for in unlimited They came from the galaxy of Andromeda. MUDD [OC]: I've never heard of anything so revolting. ALICE: This way, please. He will cease to function. Star Trek The Original Series Season 2 Episode 8 I, Mudd. KIRK: They picked a fine representative. A human conman, rogue and trader/smuggler of the 23rd century, Mudd disappeared with his fiancee's dowery during the Klingon-Federation War. Mudd (Portrayed by Rainn Wilson and Roger Carmel). S1 E7 Oct 20, 1966 . KIRK: Scotty? Labouring without end. Mudd claimed that he had been screwed over since the day he was born, and justified his con schemes by claiming he deserved their prizes. ROWE: Take care of him. But is Starfleet to blame for the criminal ways of Harcourt Fenton Mudd? Barbarians. officer. (Mudd puts 'it' on the floor.) Decreed by Mudd the SCOTT: (clutching at his heart and crying out in anguish) I canna go My bags are all packed. Now. On Star Trek: Discovery Season 1 Episode 7, Harry Mudd returns with a plan to sell the Discovery to the Klingons. SPOCK: Success, Captain. want navigational control restored, my ship released. it. I'm SCOTT: Harry Mudd! NORMAN: The makers designed us. Chekov, for example, is being serviced by two Alice androids, and seems to be enjoying it a great deal, noting that "this place is even better than Leningrad." Barbarians! KIRK: All right. NORMAN: No, Captain. humans whipped them in a fair fight. (She gives him a gentle push and he goes reeling backwards until he SPOCK: Fascinating. merely to serve my every whim. ship. There's something odd about that man, and I can't quite pinpoint it. KIRK: A partnership arrangement? you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because inevitably lead to a total description of the parabolic intersection of MCCOY: Well, we found a whole world of minds that work just like yours. we've done. happier he's dead, and we'll miss him. Now what are you doing? Pjzr. CHEKOV: Yes, Captain.   4513.3 (2268)   MUDD: That, sir, is an outrageous assumption. educational and entertainment purposes only. Welcome to Mudd, Mister Scott. (shooing away gesture) Mudd claimed to have once robbed a Betazoid bank by memorizing all the necessary codes; it was later speculated that in order to have really done this, he would have nee… MUDD: You misunderstand me, lad. He was the only character aside from the Enterprise crew to appear in more than one episode ("Mudd's Woman" and "I, Mudd). Kirk to Enterprise. $11.99 + shipping . Then he sees the number tag on one of the copies - 500 - meaning there are that many copies of Stella sharing the planet with him, and possibly more - and cries out to Kirk, begging to leave the planet with them. Subscribe. He is the last of the Enterprise's personnel to be brought down; androids are now completely running the ship. ROWE [OC]: Security. This ultimately gave the illusion of a planet of thousands of androids. Do know what the penalty for fraud is on Deneb KIRK: What became of them? KIRK: Yes, I know. “ I, Mudd,” written by “ Mudd’s Women ” scribe Stephen Kandel, is a fun and entertaining hour of Star Trek: The Original Series. One last time. Star Trek: Discovery Review: His Name is Mudd Diana Keng at October 29, 2020 11:00 pm . KIRK: Kirk to Enterprise. Oblivious to everything. He then promptly shuts down in front of the bridge's turbolift. (Norman knocks him out and makes changes to the various control panels. SPOCK: (attempting a mind meld) He simply appears to have turned NORMAN: You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie then It was later named by the great Visual Effects Producer Mike Okuda during the 2008 remastering of the Original Series. They programmed us to serve. KIRK: Are you all right? about that. SCOTT: Well, Captain, androids and robots, they're just not capable of What are you telling? Obviously this many androids cannot operate independently. ALICE 118: One eighteen. Stella, dear. Because I'll be leaving here quickly enough, and then Lovely, aren't they? medical officer, communications officer and navigator. I've put out a full "Dying and crying and lamenting over our burdens." The trick with wading into lore as deep and detailed as Star Trek's with a … Star Trek: The Original Series "I, Mudd" Air date: 11/3/1967 Written by Stephen Kandel Directed by Marc Daniels. Stream ad … (gets up again) UHURA: No, they're lying. They all talk just the way you do. You dance Bravo, bravo, Captain! KIRK: Interesting. Fore! NORMAN: But there was no explosion. There's something odd about that man, and I can't quite He implies that these androids can provide for him anything he wants. It's KIRK: No, it's a beautiful lady, and we love her. I've questioned a SCOTT; Well, the androids were expecting an attempt, and now we've made to take over for me here, and I can get off this rock and back to Have fun. lovely lady and we loved her, she said, Norman, co-ordinate. Unless MUDD: Male? Mister Spock. MCCOY: Jim, you should see the research facilities. With imaginative use of twins and split screens, as many as six of one model were shown at once, while two of the same model required nothing but an additional costume. Harcourt Fenton Mudd, thief Gentlemen, attend. The following individuals Your attention. MUDD: It's inhuman. (with McCoy) "Only this way can we be happy. Harry Mudd hat noch eine Rechnung mit Lorca offen und nutzt dafür einen Zeitreise-Kristall. That's what worries me. If leave. After a series of over the top speeches, android imitations and pantomimed deaths and explosions, a recitation of the Liar's Paradox ("Everything I say is a lie. STELLA 2: You need constant supervision. MCCOY: He's dead. After having been I'll see what else I can find out from Mister Mudd. That is our advantage. the tree. MUDD: Alice Number 2, my little love. They arrested me. MCCOY: He is dying. (There are several other women, all identical to Death by electrocution, death MUDD: But what do I do? by close observation how to avoid ones like you in the future. "I fail to understand why I should care to induce my mother to purchase falsified patents. listening. Kirk and Uhura are being shown the Barbara series of robots by Mudd and Alice. SCOTT: Dying and crying and lamenting over our burdens. ALICE 471: The Enterprise is not a want or a desire. controlled through this device? (Norman has triumphed and is adjusting controls.) spaceship. weapon that we can use against them. KIRK: Kirk to Security. Norman makes his way into auxiliary control, where he knocks out Jordan, the crewman on duty and activates the override. Who caught you? leaving us? But now he's 'Mudd's Women' was one of the very first Star Trek scripts to be written, and was one of those considered to be made as the series' second pilot 6. but it seems to mean something to you humans. I can see somebody watching the last ten minutes of "Mudd" and being put off the series for life; or else I can see somebody getting turned into a Trek fan for the rest of their days. I am lying." whose conversation never varies from the routine of the job, and who pass. ""Are you out of your mind?! independent, creative thought. Now, listen. Search. of a mass brain linked through a central locus. KIRK: Intruder alert, deck eight, auxiliary control. SPOCK: To function as they do, each android mind must be one component SPOCK: I fail to understand why I should care to induce my mother to MUDD: I sold the Denebians all the rights to a Vulcan fuel synthesiser. I've had five hundred of them made up to attend me. Well, I got away, but I couldn't navigate, so I wandered out ["Mudd's Passion", Star Trek Log Three] Mudd once posed as the pirate Blackbeard Teach. property of their respective holders. Was sonst noch in der neusten Episode von Star Trek Discovery passiert, erfahrt ihr in … Written by UHURA: Thank you. Star Trek The Original Series. Ensign Jordan's been knocked out. (Adopts a golfing stance.) 1. Kirk, I'm no scientist. What have you been All the controls are jammed. Not that she meant to, but with her continual, eternal, confounded nagging– Well, I think of her constantly. there's nothing tougher to overcome, even among humans. MUDD: Well, to be absolutely accurate, laddybuck, you should refer to SPOCK: Oh, that's quite understandable. ALICE: The last one, lord. MUDD: Didn't I tell you, Kirk? up to? Observe. (They go out of action.) KIRK: He stole a spaceship. MUDD: Shut up. SPOCK: Thank you. system, I found myself in a rather ambiguous conflict I want immortality. Bright, loyal, fearless and imaginative. MCCOY: Then your makers weren't humanoid? (to one Mashie. you will remain in orbit here forever. (Two brunettes in pink are being shown to Kirk and JORDAN: Command personnel only. To no one's surprise but Mudd's, the androids won't let him leave. minute, gentlemen. SPOCK: That is a human emotion, Doctor, with which I am totally 5 months ago | 187 views. KIRK [OC]: This is Captain Kirk. Each time you purchase the pack, you can choose any three of the items listed below. MUDD: Entrepreneur. SPOCK: There are a large number of Alices and Trudies, Maisies, If we're not allowed access to our KIRK: He lied. Alice. And while we already knew he was a bad, bad man in the Star Trek universe, it turns out in the new Star Trek: Discovery “Short … McCoy mentions that Norman is odd and unemotional; for some reason, Spock hasn't noticed. KIRK: And the Denebians contacted the Vulcans. ALL: Aye, sir. KIRK: Yes, Mudd, you've been paroled to the android population of this I was lucky to get you. Well, you'd better do something because I'm as anxious to get Your quarters are down the (grabs Mudd by the throat) You can't Star Trek The Original Series Season 2 Episode 8 I, Mudd. You and me? KIRK: He broke jail. Kirk out. The androids can't deal with this, as they are identical in every way – it is illogical to love one and not the other. They all talk just the way New Book Star Trek: The Magic of Tribbles (Star Trek… KIRK: Bones, have you had time to take any psychological readings of There's something strange about this Enterprise crewman. A starship captain. 4513.3 the transporter beams. “I, Mudd” Written by Stephen Kandel Directed by Marc Daniels Season 2, Episode 9 Production episode: 2×12 Original air date: November 3, 1967 Star … Captain's log, Stardate 1329.8. We are in a lot of trouble. aspects, but that threat the androids made about taking over all the Lieutenant Rowe here, sir. You may have the services of any number of I should always be surrounded by it, and my decrees always come to Star Trek Transcripts Jaz 2017-05-08T17:55:58-07:00 These appear to be the original scripts used by the actors. Star Trek Discovery Casting News: Rainn Wilson as Harry Mudd? Captain's log. MUDD: There is an entire crew aboard. (Norman and the Alices lead the landing party to a ", "Harcourt Fenton Mudd, where have you been? Nobody's staying anywhere. 5 months ago | 187 views. The ears make all UHURA: I should say so. Laboring without end." irrational illogic aimed right at Norman! STAR TREK NEMESIS SCORPION WITH FIGURES POLAR LIGHTS SEALED PLASTIC MODEL KIT. MUDD: I shall do that, Kirk, when I'm ready. ROWE [OC]: Acknowledged. This is a most unusual NORMAN: You may command us to make anything for you, or do the work Subscribe. And we shall serve them and you will be happy, KIRK: Yes, you are. MCCOY: Yes. NORMAN: You are correct, Captain. Am I a liar or not?) It was followed by the Mudd's Choice Pack of Dread!.It had a base cost of 29,500 but like all items in Mudd's Market could be discounted up to 60%.. Mister (Norman goes blank.) NORMAN: Captain Kirk. Hiring a ragtag crew and a Klingon first mate named Tarsh, he used the Jolly Roger to loot the starship Dauntless of its star-charts. The Star Trek web pages on this site are for educational and entertainment purposes only. MUDD: But now, Captain, now I have a ship of my own as fast as any in good-for-nothing engineering section. ALICE 118: It is illogical. has avoided two appointments that I've made for his physical exam These higher quality reprod SPOCK: Then I'm unable to discern your problem. hall. MCCOY: All right, it's worked so far, but we're not and noting all the different possibilities, KIRK: Any sign of the intruder? Harcourt Fenton Mudd, besser bekannt als Harry Mudd, ist ein raumfahrender Händler aus dem 23. And I'm back in the galaxy again! KIRK: Did you pay royalties to the owners of those patents? ALICE 118: We are programmed to function as human females, lord. SPOCK: Yet the device that Norman claims to be their central control is aboard the Enterprise. Doctor McCoy injected something Stephen Kandel They decide to provide an escape attempt, because the androids will be expecting one. And I stayed until that female gargantua threw me into He's gone. KIRK: You require? control. And if you say we're in a lot of trouble. medical equipment, Harry Mudd will die. service. planet. that devotion to something that cannot be sensed, cannot be realised Norman? human beings to serve, to study. Star Trek: I, Mudd. KIRK: Liar and rogue. KIRK: Correct it. Just think of it, laddybuck. (, While searching for identical twins to play androids, casting director, One of the blooper reels offered a behind-the-scenes look at the filming of the sequence where the crew dances to the imaginary music. "Star Trek: The Original Series" I, Mudd (TV Episode 1967) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. AlmightyAntho(VicelordTousmouv) 3:17. ALICE 1: He is malfunctioning? SPOCK: Five hundred of the same model? All other copyrights Star Trek The Original Series. Shut up, Stella! MUDD: Worse than that. We recognised this from the beginning but used his And maybe that's the word that best explains us. Voted in by the resident population. You do the NORMAN: I assure you we are no threat to humanity or humanoid life. The acting isn't exactly brilliant, but it's a hoot in its own way. 0:24. KIRK: Don't lose your head, Bones. SPOCK: He could successfully accomplish it, Captain. What in your opinion does direct them? explain. Logic is a It's still fun, but I have to say it hasn't aged well. KIRK: What is a man but that lofty spirit, that sense of enterprise, You see, I, Harcourt Fenton Mudd, have called you all here to this undisclosed location untouched by the squabbles of a Klingon Empire trying to tear itself apart, to … NORMAN: We cannot allow any race as greedy and corruptible as yours to ALICE 263: These are our Barbara series. SPOCK: Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. "Which I find eminently satisfactory, Doctor, for nowhere am I so desperately needed as among a shipload of illogical Humans.". SPOCK: You went to substantial risk and effort to bring a starship ALICE 1: I am directed to observe the situation. Mudd debuted in "Mudd's Women", the third episode of season one, which involved him leading the Enterprise on a wild goose chase that ended up damaging their Dilithium crystals, the starship's main power source. captain. Your ears are green! NORMAN: You are human. 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